Franchise file
Joe B.
@joebrennan28
Kensington Snapping Turtles
Championship cabinet
34
Career wins
41.0%
Win rate
0
Championships
1
Playoff trips
8.17
Avg finish
9,625
Career points
Skill & luck
The record behind the record
Skill estimates schedule-independent scoring strength. Luck is the difference between actual wins and weekly All-Play expectations.
0.0
Skill percentile
34-49
Actual record
34.9-48.1
Expected record
-0.9
Neutral · wins
42.0%
All-Play win rate
Unavailable
Lineup efficiency
Career timeline
Every campaign
Shared-owner seasons stay in the franchise timeline. Career totals and analytics credit ESPN’s primary owner so each team result is counted once.
’25
Kensington Snapping Turtles
Joe B.
6-8 · 1617.2 pts · Finish 9
’24
Kensington Snapping Turtles
Joe B.
6-8 · 1588.2 pts · Finish 7
’23
Kensington Snapping Turtles
Joe B.
4-10 · 1478.8 pts · Finish 10
’22
Dimmsdale Ballhogs
Joe B.
8-6 · 1715.4 pts · Finish 4
’21
Last Place
Joe B.
5-9 · 1587.8 pts · Finish 10
’20
P.E Pedophile
Joe B.
5-8 · 1637.2 pts · Finish 9
Head to head
Every recurring argument
Ray W.
6—6
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Marty S.
3—9
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Emily B.
5—6
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Chris W.
3—8
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Colette P.
3—7
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Steve L.
5—4
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Former
4—5
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Mypostionsleftbench94
5—4
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Brian S.
3—5
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Draft DNA
How this franchise builds
Open-market positional tendencies from every completed draft, with keeper slots tracked separately.
BALANCED · 33% RB · 33% WR early
MID-ROUND QB · First QB averaged Round 5.3
EARLY TE · First TE averaged Round 3.5
PLAYER LOYALTY · 20.8% of picks repeated a familiar player
33%
Early-round RB
33%
Early-round WR
R5.3
First QB average
R3.5
First TE average
5×
Adam Thielen
All open-market picks
Position mix by round
2025 · Pick 4
Bijan Robinson
RB · Round 1
2025 · Pick 17
Josh Allen
QB · Round 2
2025 · Pick 24
Tee Higgins
WR · Round 3
2025 · Pick 37
Mike Evans
WR · Round 4
2025 · Pick 44
Breece Hall
RB · Round 5
2025 · Pick 57
Sam LaPorta
TE · Round 6
2025 · Pick 64
Cooper Kupp
WR · Round 7
2025 · Pick 77
Jaylen Waddle
WR · Round 8
2025 · Pick 84
Deebo Samuel
WR · Round 9
2025 · Pick 97
Miles Sanders
RB · Round 10
Keeper history
No keeper selections on record
No keeper selections appear in this franchise history.